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Silly girl learns to blog...WramBLing in very Bad EngRisH!12/04/2003
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Forwarded mail that worth a post :) I want a baby...two babies :)
Subject: KIDS
Ever notice how a 4-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adult voices?
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> 1. Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit
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> with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom
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> about 2 a. m. I found my two children in bed with my wife, apparently
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> scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to sleep in the guest
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> bedroom that night. The next day, I talked to the children, and
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> explained that it was O. K. to sleep with Mommy when the storm was bad,
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> but when I was expected home, please don't sleep with Mommy that night.
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> They said "OK."
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> After my next trip several weeks later, my wife and the children picked
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> me up in the terminal at the appointed time. Since the plane was late,
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> there were hundreds of other folks also waiting for their arriving
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> passengers. As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came
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> running
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> shouting, "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!"
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> As I waved back, I said loudly, "What's the good news?"
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> "Nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!" Alex shouted.
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> The airport became very quiet, as everyone in the waiting area looked at
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> Alex, then turned to me, and then searched the rest of the area to see
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> if they could figure out exactly who his Mom was.
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> 2. An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her
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> then 4 yr. old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left
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> her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and
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> began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart,' thought my friend; my
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> daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!'
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> Then the child spoke into the
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> instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your
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> order?"
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> 3. A certain little girl, when asked her name,would reply, "I'm Mr.
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> Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must
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> say,
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> "I'm Jane Sugarbrown."
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> The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, "Aren't you Mr.
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> Sugarbrown's daughter?"
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> She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
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> 4. A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the
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> boys?"
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> Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too
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> rough."
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> The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can
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> find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
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> 5. A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on
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> the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in
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> church?"
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> One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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> The best for last:
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> 6. A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands
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> next to the barber chair, eating a snack cake, while her dad gets his
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> hair cut.
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> The barber leans over to her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get
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> hair on your Twinkie."
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> "I know," she says, "I'm going to get boobs, too."
posted by SpygirL # 12/04/2003 06:30:00 AM 
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